All George Burns Quotes
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns

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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
George Burns

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns

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