All George Burns Quotes
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
George Burns
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
George Burns
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
George Burns
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns
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I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns
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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George Burns
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