All Fred Allen Quotes
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
Fred Allen
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An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
Fred Allen
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The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Fred Allen
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Fred Allen
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Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
Fred Allen
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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Fred Allen
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Fred Allen
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I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred Allen
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