All Flip Wilson Quotes
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
59% of people like this quote
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Flip Wilson
59% of people like this quote
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
Flip Wilson
53% of people like this quote
It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.
Flip Wilson
50% of people like this quote
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
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49% of people like this quote
Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine.
Flip Wilson
47% of people like this quote
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Flip Wilson
46% of people like this quote
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
Flip Wilson
44% of people like this quote
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
Flip Wilson
41% of people like this quote
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