All Earl Wilson Quotes
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Earl Wilson
49% of people like this quote
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Earl Wilson
48% of people like this quote
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson
48% of people like this quote
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
48% of people like this quote
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Earl Wilson
47% of people like this quote
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Earl Wilson
46% of people like this quote
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Earl Wilson
46% of people like this quote
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Earl Wilson
46% of people like this quote
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Earl Wilson
45% of people like this quote
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Earl Wilson
45% of people like this quote
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Earl Wilson
44% of people like this quote
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Earl Wilson
43% of people like this quote
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Earl Wilson
42% of people like this quote
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
Earl Wilson
42% of people like this quote
Related authors