All Dylan Moran Quotes
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
Dylan Moran
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We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
Dylan Moran
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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
Dylan Moran
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I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.
Dylan Moran
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You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Dylan Moran
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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
Dylan Moran
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In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.
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You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.
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Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.
Dylan Moran
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The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
Dylan Moran
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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
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It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
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I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
Dylan Moran
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Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time.
Dylan Moran
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