All Drew Carey Quotes
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
Drew Carey
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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
Drew Carey
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People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
Drew Carey
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
Drew Carey
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Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
Drew Carey
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Drew Carey
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
Drew Carey
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
Drew Carey
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That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
Drew Carey
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey
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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
Drew Carey
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
Drew Carey
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