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I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.
Doug Coupland
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Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
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In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
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Unhappiness is something we are never taught about; we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive.
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Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.
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The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top.
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Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave.
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Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?
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If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
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Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.
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Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.
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Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.
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Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
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You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
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