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All David Letterman Quotes
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
David Letterman
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We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
David Letterman
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
David Letterman
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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
David Letterman
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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Nature
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No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.
David Letterman
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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
David Letterman
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