All David Cross Quotes
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
David Cross
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Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.
David Cross
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.
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