All David Cross Quotes
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.
David Cross
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In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
David Cross
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Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
David Cross
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I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.
David Cross
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
David Cross
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I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
David Cross
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I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
David Cross
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
David Cross
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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
David Cross
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Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
David Cross
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Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.
David Cross
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
David Cross
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