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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
Dave Barry
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave Barry
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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Technology
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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Technology
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
Dave Barry
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
Dave Barry
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