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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
Colin Mochrie
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I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
Colin Mochrie
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Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
Colin Mochrie
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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
Colin Mochrie
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
Colin Mochrie
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
Colin Mochrie
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Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
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We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
Colin Mochrie
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
Colin Mochrie
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Colin Mochrie
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