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The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.
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If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
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No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.
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Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.
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It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
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If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
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Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.
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You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
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Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
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Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?
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