All Chris Rock Quotes
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
Chris Rock
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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
Chris Rock
79% of people like this quote
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
Chris Rock
57% of people like this quote
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
Chris Rock
55% of people like this quote
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Chris Rock
54% of people like this quote
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Chris Rock
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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Chris Rock
52% of people like this quote
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
Chris Rock
51% of people like this quote
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
Chris Rock
50% of people like this quote
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
Chris Rock
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
Chris Rock
48% of people like this quote
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Chris Rock
46% of people like this quote
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
Chris Rock
46% of people like this quote
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