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Carrot Top
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Feb 25, 1967
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
 
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Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
 
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I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.
 
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I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
 
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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
 
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There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.
 
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The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.
 
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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
 
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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
 
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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
 
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