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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
Carol Burnett
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Carol Burnett
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres.
Carol Burnett
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My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
Carol Burnett
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Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
Carol Burnett
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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
Carol Burnett
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I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.
Carol Burnett
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Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
Carol Burnett
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
Carol Burnett
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Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.
Carol Burnett
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Carol Burnett
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