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Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
Brian Celio
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I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
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Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
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As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
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I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
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A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
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You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
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I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
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True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
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