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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
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If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
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Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
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I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
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There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
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You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
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It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
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