All Bill Maher Quotes
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.
Bill Maher
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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
Bill Maher
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President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.
Bill Maher
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher
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I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
Bill Maher
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
Bill Maher
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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
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Religion
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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
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