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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."
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