Author details
All Bill Cosby Quotes
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Bill Cosby
89% of people like this quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby in
Success
86% of people like this quote
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby in
Funny
84% of people like this quote
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
Bill Cosby
83% of people like this quote
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby in
Success
83% of people like this quote
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
82% of people like this quote
Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
Bill Cosby
79% of people like this quote
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby in
Funny
78% of people like this quote
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Bill Cosby
77% of people like this quote
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby
77% of people like this quote
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby in
Funny
75% of people like this quote
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Bill Cosby
74% of people like this quote
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby
70% of people like this quote
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby
70% of people like this quote
Related authors