All Alan Perlis Quotes
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
Alan Perlis
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
Alan Perlis
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
Alan Perlis
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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
Alan Perlis
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Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
Alan Perlis
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In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
Alan Perlis
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It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun is there to making plans, acquiring discipline, organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self critical.
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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
Alan Perlis
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If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
Alan Perlis
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".
Alan Perlis
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